Do you like it, do you want to put a ring on it?– Bryan
What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is the recipe for a...– Andy Bernard, The Office
Sleeping In by The Postal Service Last week I had...
Text Exchange With My Boss at 3am
Chad: She is a bad influence. Anything you learn or do tonight that might seem fun isn't. You are Taylor Swift and she is Tara Reid!
Me: Does that make you Kayne?
Chad: God damn right it does.
10. The Razor's Edge by W. Somerset Maugham
I picked this book to read for two reasons. First, that it was short enough that i thought i could finish it on the flights to and from phoenix. And secondly, that the tag line on the cover said, “The story of a man’s lifelong search for fulfillment.” I didn’t have many exceptions as i knew very little about the novel. And it was a pleasant surprise. Mangham is such a...
kicked my ass today. which isn’t that unusual.
You just can’t buy tights on line. You need to be able to see the opacity...– I just said this and was completely serious.
Idiot at Work
Guy: Did you work here about three months ago?
Guy: i knew i recognized those stunning green eyes.
Me: My eyes are blue.
All Day and All of the Night by The...
On Taking a Bath and Reading
I don’t usually do it. I had always found myself wondering how long I’d been in there and how much longer i needed to stay in for it to be a success. I never knew how to get all the bubbles and suds rinsed off without taking a shower after. Which seems to defeat the whole purpose of taking a bath and also seems a little neurotic. I was at work wondering out loud what i should with...
so about these two papers I have to have done by...
bryonmcdonald: loragrl: Haven’t started either. One is on a book I only read a chapter of. Yaaay college! Aw, this makes me feel better. Thank you! I might be the lamest person ever. i miss writing late night papers.
Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presely Hearing this ay...
Let’s Pretend We’re Bunny Rabbits by...
Interesting Bill Murray Fact
“Dan Aykroyd suggested that Murray could star in Ghostbusters for Columbia Pictures in exchange for the studio greenlighting The Razor’s Edge. Murray agreed and a deal was made with Columbia. For the next year and half, cast and crew shot on location in France, Switzerland and India with a $12 million budget. After the last day of principal photography, Murray left to...
Unfortunately sometimes one can’t do what one thinks is right without...– The Razor’s Edge
nogreatillusion: Anya Marina - Whatever You Like...
What are the cheat codes for this mountain?– Dean
Was in the desert, occasionally climbing mountains. Fell in love. With many Cacti. Will post their portraits shortly.
Zero by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs A little off to work...