Kathy Griffin shopping with Paris Hilton
Paris: Chin up, lips open a little bit. that's the look. Oh, look at you.
Kathy: i know, who wants a blow job, am i right?
Paris: i never do that. My mom told me only ugly girls get on their knees and do stuff like that. It's disgusting.
Kathy: Yea...i never do that. Or take it up the butt. I mean, in this economy?! No, thank you!
If a movie depresses me, it's good.
ericnelson: (via johnnyfive) agreed.
I may never be a good cook
And i can’t imagine ever making anything from scratch, but i will mix together pre-made ingredients in order to make you one amazing pasta dinner followed by the best cinnamon toast you’ve ever had in the morning.
Microsoft.– My new favorite bathroom graffiti at work.
i should stop eating at my computer. i think i have pasta sauce in my scroll wheel.
Irazu = great lunch.
Man at Cans was the last to know.
Man: (at midnight) Why are you guys only playing Michael Jackson tonight?
Me: He died today.
No Tan Lines in '09
Thats right i’m going pale all summer. I’ll be the blinding one at the beach. Bought my SPF 70+ sunscreen yesterday. Now i just have to remember to put it on.
northvillestate: This is about getting in your car when it’s hot. Do you find my car comfortable? I bet that you do not. I left it parked out in the sun And now it’s hot hot hot The arm rest, it could burn me with a temperature so high. And if you left your baby here, your baby would just die It really sucks inside this car Just watch me agonize. I’m fairly sure my Fiji water is...
spitintheocean: copycats: Can’t Help Falling In...
Is that thunder?
Noo, if it rains that means i have to close my windows…and that means i will suffocate in this apartment.
Hot Weather Helpful Hint
Make sure your ceilings fans are rotating so that the air is pushed down (there is a little switch on the side). It makes a huge difference.
Who else is down for rearranging some cities so that Minneapolis is closer to Chicago?
2. The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
“I’m not in favor of offending or hurting anyone just for the sake of it. But I am intrigued and mystified by the disproportionate privilege of religion in our otherwise secular societies. All politicians must get used to disrespectful cartoons of their faces and nobody riots in their defense….I shall not go out of my way to offend, but nor shall I don kid gloves to handle...
Santa Monica - Everclear This song should have...
Good 'ol Early Morn Rant
To My Various Neighbors, We all get it. It’s summer. It’s great. You want to be on your porch and i want to have a porch. It’s not a jealously thing, it’s a consideration thing. Last night, at 4 in the morning, i listened to one group of you, 10 feet from my open window, screaming Bohemian Rhapsody. Sure i was impressed that you knew all the words, but it was 4 in...
At work today none of us could come up with a reason why people start smoking besides looking cool. Are there others?
Can’t Keep It In by Cat Stevens A summery...
A cool breeze coming through my window. finally. thank you. good night.
I prefer to say that I believe in people and people, when given the right...– Richard Dawkins via The God Delusion
1. This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Not a bad way to start another 365 days of reading. I found a lot of my own most frustrating characteristics in Amory Blaine. Mostly the desire to achieve great things but not being exactly sure what that might be. A feeling of being highly capable, but of doing what exactly? I often want to shake myself when i’m feeling this way and felt the same way towards Amory a lot of the time....
If two of my friends end their romantic...
ifthisthenthat: I’ve been asked to pick sides before, but really, my friendship has never had anything to do with someone’s romantic relationship with someone else. We might lose touch because of distance, uncommon interests, or just time, but we will not part ways because of a break up, no matter the cause of it or the consequences from it. I am an Equal Opportunity Friend. I really truly wish...
There I Am.
I joined Twitter today. Here is my link for what will probably be a more brief version of this.
absoluticris: i almost choked to death on a zebra cake. would have been a sweet way to go. luckily i had some whiskey on hand to clear the blockage. i will survive! long live zebra cakes. my favorite snack cake.
Brian Huskey from Free Radio channels Christian... →
put the wrong link in earlier.
Breakfast in Bed by Dntel (featuring Conor...
A Short List
1. Who the blatz is Chris Pine? 2. We started carrying Blatz as our swill beer and it has been upgraded to my new favorite curse word.
My little sister is graduating high school today. Congrats, little sis. back to michigan city.
there's a girl on Facebook that i went to school...
almostnever: andreasjp: and we have been ‘poking’ each other nonstop for the past two years. Just bang her already. Jesus. This phrase is said most on my saturday nights second only to, “can i get you anything?”
Great listings daily of free to very cheap food, drinks and events happening in Chicago.
I am surrounded
by Metronome Celebration. Which is an out door music fest which has yet to feature any good music. Of course that would be the case when the festival is essentially in my back yard and blasting through my apartment.