January 2010
58 posts
The only food i have in my house are tortillas, pasta, and condiments. This sounds like the worst breakfast ever.
Do they know sex is better when they aren’t both wearing blue jeans?
– My thoughts on grinding. Sexy Dancing is to grinding as porn is to your neighbor’s homemade sex tapes. Please, leave it to the professionals.
On Holden Caulfield, and Things We Can't Get Back
nogreatillusion:
I, like everyone else, read The Catcher in the Rye and loved it once. I thought I understood Holden, even when I didn’t like him. I clung to his arrogance when cultivating my own disdain for all things insincere. For the first time, I realized that writing didn’t have to be laborious. My words didn’t have to carry the impenetrable authority of a godlike narrator. Holden wasn’t...
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Shot Gunning Beers
Just another day at the office.
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Pardon me for not knowing they had a sonic weapon fence!
– John Locke, Lost
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Plaid Skirt
While i might have been expecting a few catholic school girl comments at work tonight, i was not at all prepared for the many, many kilt comments.
“Are you scottish?”
Where can i get a kilt?”
Not a kilt.
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Cultural Differences in the Workplace
Bartender: Our soup of the day is Chicken and Spaghetti?
Cook: Yea
Bartender: Is that like Chicken Noodle?
Cook: It's not just a noodle, it's spaghetti.
Bartender: So that's what you call Chicken Noodle Soup at home?
Cook: Yea.
Bartender: Ok, white people aren't going to get that.
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New punctuation mark invented to convey sarcasm. →
If they publish Catch 22 with the use of this maybe i’ll be able to get through it.
(via thebeemilla)
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nogreatillusion asked: You may have answered this before, but what kind of camera do you use? Your photos are fantastic.
Action is Character.
– An Education
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nickgerber asked: No questions. Love your photographs! Yay Chicago Photogs!
Should you ever need to ask me something. →
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Most recent questionable decision
Saying, “Sure i’ll work for you in the morning.” When
I’m a little drunk right now.
Said working begins 7.5 hours from now
i had a lot of shit i wanted to do tomorrow/today.
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We are in the future. MAGNETIC Paint. →
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Stunned
My reaction to The Portrait of a Lady
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