my roaring twenties: 24 is the age my body falls... →
synecdoche: since my birthday, which was less than two months ago, I have: been covered in so many cuts and bruises that someone at work asked if I was getting abused fractured my ankle, ignored it for weeks, and have probably just fucked it up for good because on some days I can’t even walk fell off a… I just burst out laughing, loudly, by myself in the middle of whole foods while...
Why Women Aren't Crazy →
Resumes: least interesting topic ever
Me: you could try puttng the education section at the top and then most of the weight would be in the center.
Dean: Very interesting...
Job hunting has got me down today. Do not go online shopping, Jenny! This will not help anything.
I look at it from an economist’s point of view: you pay a premium to live...– Nate Silver via My First New York
There was no one specific moment when the rigorous self-consciousness gave way...– David Rakoff in My First New York
Our Most Recent Text Exchanges
Dean: You'll never believe me, but I just saw Michael Shannon walking down the street.
Me: No you didn't...
Dean: Swear to God. Michael Shannon stop following me!
Me: Haha. He's clearly stalking us.
Me: Ok I just saw Michelle Williams in CVS. No joke.
Dean: Haha! Seriously?
Me: Yea, well it was Rite Aid, actually.
Me: She was buying lightbulbs.
It’s just Dean and I in New York City. More specifically, house sitting for Peter Knox in an adorable apartment, in New York City. And while some people may think this is a little sad, I am excited for it to be just the two of us on our first Christmas spent together. What could be better than drinking eggnog (why does it curdle when you put booze in it? How do you stop it from doing...
How I do interviews:
Potential Future Boss: We'll need you to fill out this to do a background check, you know to make sure you're not an axe murderer.
Me: Axe murdering is too messy.
tsunamis asked: Your hair is SO FABULOUS in the photo you just posted of you spinning in the red dress. Any chance you'll share your secret?
24 Things You Might Be Saying Wrong →
Why I Love NYC by Annie Leibovitz →
Gonna go check out one of these tonight.
this might be the cutest blog post ever. ibfamily: win’s voice is the coolest sound ever.
Last night in Chicago
Kuma’s and Wilco at the Riv. Pretty good.
Too many. Too soon. I don’t want to say them.
Fish frighten me in a very real way.– Dana Whitaker