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HA. sharingtime: The Oscars stage couldn’t be more sparkly and glittery if it were Ke$ha’s vagina.
Thoughts on A-Cups from a woman at age 60.
Her: When I was younger I used to think of it as a huge disadvantage, being a 32A, but let me tell you, as I've grown older it has only become more and more of an advantage. And I'll let you in on a secret, your breasts will be just as round and perky when you're 60 as they are now. Gravity has nothing on us.
Me: High-five, please.
Two Years: Internet PDA
Dean - We’ve been dating for two years today. This seems, at the same time, like many more and only a few months. Wow, we started dating two years ago - that was only two years ago?! Remember when we were just friends? That’s weird to think about. Remember when we first made out and it was fucking weird because, well, before that moment we were just friends? Because now I...
Chad: should I get chicken tenders?
Me: I'm wearing snow boots today.
Chad: they're so boring though...
Me: no, they're so cute!
Chad: I meant the chicken.
Me: oh. good.
Starting The Sound of Music to keep awake, while waiting for a late night phone call, will hardly get you out of the abbey. I mean, how do you keep a wave upon the sand?
This conversation happens about once a day
Dean: Have you seen (insert anything that can be seen)?
Me: Uh, I think I saw-
Dean: Found it.
Just found a bag of unprocessed film that i haven’t touched in over a year. Some of the rolls say, “Mystery” on them from the last time i found this bag and had no idea what it was then either. Good talk.
: Richard Dawkins letter to his ten year old... →
fyeahdawkins: To my dearest daughter, Now that you are ten, I want to write to you about something that is important to me. Have you ever wondered how we know the things that we know? How do we know, for instance, that the stars, which look like tiny pinpricks in the sky, are really huge…
Dean and I, drunk, talking about jim carey's...
Dean: uh...it's like jenna montgomery?
Dean: no, jenny montgomery?
Me: nope, still me.
Book Club Reminder!
Tonight. 8pm. The Double at the corner of North Drake Ave and Fullerton Ave (the bar isn’t on google maps for some reason). To discuss The History of Love by Nicole Krauss. See you there!
Blizzard + elevated train =