July 2011
38 posts
Jul 31st
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Last Night
How did last night end?  Oh just a drunk loud argument about religion. It ended with me delivering a hail storm of middle fingers and f -bombs while exiting.  Then I sent an email to said person further calling him a naive asshole when I got home.  Follow up yelling emails are never a good idea. Side note - ‘said person’ is my boss.   Other side note - this is the second time this...
Jul 29th
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denise flemming is a tampon
I’ve been meaning to watch this for the 28,994th time.
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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“Do not believe the photographs. Fame is not the exit from any cage.”
– Infinite Jest
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Dealing with the Heat
I find it ridiculous that I just went into Walgreens and was shivering by the time I left 10 min later.  My cashier was wearing a hoodie.  A hoodie.  The heat index is 98 degrees.  The register is 7 feet from the door and she was behind it wearing a hoodie.   I hate places that over air-condition.  It feels like 98 degrees outside, no establishment should have their AC cranked to 65 degrees...
Jul 20th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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WatchWatch
It was really hard to listen to the band last night with these people dancing nearby.
Jul 19th
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Call me anti-social
There are certain situations where I feel I have the right to rip your face off with my words when you are a total stranger. These mostly revolve around strangers trying to talk to me in bars. Sometimes I like to grab dinner in a public place where I can get a beer and read my book in peace.  This never goes smoothly.  Not once.  Some asshole will always sit next to me - the whole bar will be...
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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designspiration asked: gonna take it right past weirdsville and into creepytown to say that you and your manfriend are two of my favorite people on tumblr and CAN I BE YOUR ADOPTED ASIAN BABY

(yes i sent the same message to dean)
Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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“Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at...”
– Leslie Knope
Jul 16th
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Jul 11th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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