August 2011
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“I’m like an elephant. Ok? If I walk into a room it’s like, ok...”
– Tom Haverford
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YOU GUYS. NEW TUMBLR FOR ANDROID.
Ouu…Ahhh..
fishy:
It’s so pretty.
“Touch my heart with your foot.”
– Annie Hall
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While watching someone play a harp
Me: You should get me a Harp.
Dean: Do they have it on tap?
Awesome Neighbor.
I may have mentioned this before, but having a neighbor who is incredible at playing the cello is sweet.
“Nooooooooo”
– Me this morning after i went to let Queso out and realized I’d locked the door behind us. With my keys and phone inside. At 7:30 this morning. On a Sunday. Luckily Dean woke up about an hour later to go for a run and let us back in.
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No, I do not have a second to talk about the...
Years ago when I was desperate for a job I signed up to be one of those people with a clipboard that stood on the street asking for money. It was when Obama was running for president. I did it for one day. It sucked. But I know what it’s like for canvassers. I’ve been there. And I have always tried to smile at them while I say, “No, thank you.”
The canvassers in...
“I never have felt the slightest interest in the next world. I think it’s...”
– Katharine Hepburn
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Cab Driver Confessions/Should I have called some...
Cab Driver: (Lots of talking about his dog)
Me: What kind of dog do you have?
Cab Driver: A yellow lab. And he always barks to let me know when people are coming towards us when I'm out walking him.
Me: That's nice.
Cab Driver: I was in the marines and I won't lie to you, I carry a .22.
Me: !!?
Cab Driver: And if anyone ever kicked my dog, I would shoot them. Go to bed and not even think twice about it. After all I was in the marines, and dogs can't shoot back.
Me: Well...I will never kick your dog.
Cab Driver: Good.
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Tumblr Confusion
I hate when Tumblrs change their photo and Tumblr name at the same time. (i wish no one changed their name ever). All of sudden there’s this person on my dashboard who’s photo i don’t recognize and who’s name i’ve never seen before. Then I have to go through their blog and find our which person this is/ what i used to know them by. Its how...
F.
At the bus stop, bus is coming, realize i don’t have my phone. Walk 5 min back to get phone, get next bus?
Gr… go get phone. Next bus 17 min?!
BOO.
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I just learned that Shel Silverstein wrote "A Boy...
Whoa! i love that.
noraleah:
And suddenly everything makes sense.
On Last Night's Episode of Jenny's Lame Dream
Dean and I moved into a two bedroom upstairs and got a good deal on it.
HHS announces free birth control for women →
